PSA: tomatoes are not spicy. Tomatoes and tomato products should not be spicy. Pizza sauce isn’t inherently spicy. Tomato-based pasta sauce is not spicy. Ketchup is NOT spicy.
If tomatoes are spicy, you have an allergy to tomatoes.
This announcement brought to you by my almost 29-year-old husband learning for the first time in his 2.8 decades of putting food products into his mouth that spaghetti and saucy pizza aren’t spicy foods
Also: this applies to bananas, kiwi, boba tea pearls, soy sauce, cantaloupe, honey, and mangoes.
seriously have been thinking about this all night long. call me autistic but the fact that 90% of workplaces the point is not to get your work done and then be done doing it but to instead perform an elaborate social dance in which you find something to do even when you’re done doing everything you need to do in order to show your fellow workers that you, too, are Working . because you are at Work . disgusting why cant we all agree that if there is no work immediately to be done. we just dont do anything
this post has blown up to the point where some of the folks in the notes are starting to think it’s about exclusively office jobs (it’s not; had the same problem when i worked in a busy deli - when we reached a rare lull and had cleaned up the counter from the rush we weren’t allowed to relax or sit for five minutes (this is why food service workers go in the walk-in: sometimes you’re the only one in there and you can sit down)) and i also just want to say slacking off at work will NEVER be a no from me. even if a coworker is a little slow during a rush and it’s bothering me i will never get on them about it because i know that person who’s moseying and relaxing isn’t ever gonna rat on me to a boss type if i happen to do the same . we will never achieve comfortable working environments unless we allow one another to goof off and chill out! anway stream david graeber bullshit jobs
Charles Entertainment Cheese canonically grew up in a place called St. Marinara’s Orphanage.
Given the etymology, we can assume that St. Marinara is Catholic, and was canonized by the Catholic church at some point.
Additionally, the name “Marinara” in reference to tomato sauce tracks back to the 17th century, with the first official cookbook for Marinara sauce published in 1692. It means “seafaring” as the new-world tomato was commonly eaten by Italian sailors.
Given the lack of canon information from Chuck E. Cheese, we have two possible etymologies. Either the sauce was named for the saint, or the saint for the sauce.
I am deciding that the saint was named for the sauce. I am also deciding, that she operated an orphanage and, as punishment for running up debts, was broken on the wheel, and rolled through the streets of Venice to crush tomatoes. I say this because I enjoy the idea that a young Chuck E. Cheese grew up around extremely violent pasta-based saint iconography.
Additionally: I am deciding that she was canonized by Alexander VIII on a drunken dare.
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